Is irony, we're being mocked, a divine comedy the living is to witness.
Obtain the wooden bat
Kill an enemy with their own projectile
Experience rebirth the first time.
Defeat the first 5 bosses.
Kill the first boss.
Talk to everyone in the hotel as Orvall.
Possess everyone in the hotel at least once. Except for the guy on the toilet, he doesn't count.
Talk to every person in the hotel at least once, as anyone.
Dying can be a very disorienting experience. Good thing there's a tutorial conversation!
Find your first host and possess it.